© icatchingfire

leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?



colfersaurusrex:

I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person



nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER



pleatedjeans:

17 People Who Are Holding Us Back as a Society



bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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lesbianvenom:

iampotatogoddess:

lesbianvenom:

what is this supposed to mean

kill your enemies and bury them to replenish the earth

sounds good to me



sassively:

exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest:

Things that need to be more affordable:

-plane tickets

-whole, natural foods

-gas

-workout clothing

-phone bills

-University (education) tuition

Things that need to be more expensive:

-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket

-cigarettes

-alcohol

more things that need to be more affordable:

-tampons/pads

-bras

-medical treatment

-concert tickets

more things that need to be more expensive:

-fines on DUIs

-crocs









gostbusters:

bagmilk:

if you like me and you know it clap your hands

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chokemesomethingawful:

chokemesomethingawful:

my mum is forcing me to wear flip flops on our cruise and

stOP REBLOGGING THIS JFC I KEEP GETTING MESSAGES TELLING ME TO PUT PETE WENTZ’ FACE ON THEM



queer-punk:

i get sexually frustrated just by looking at you